Tuesday, April 14, 2009

What's the deal with clubs anyway?

Where to begin....You pay $20 to get in the place and wait 45 minutes to get an $8 beer. If you want to dance, you have to do it elbow to elbow with people in a sea of 600 different colognes and perfumes, which doesn%26#039;t help at all because the sweat overpowers it all. Try not to step on the meat heads shoes while walking to the bathroom or you%26#039;ll get killed. God forbid you want to have a conversation with anyone because the garbage music they%26#039;re playing is so loud, you can%26#039;t hear the person next to you. Ladies dress up and do their hair and makeup, and guys dress in uncomfortable business casual attire just to sweat and spill stuff all over. Luckily it%26#039;s pretty dark in there so no one can see the effort you put into looking good anyway. If you happen to get lucky, you%26#039;ll probably wake up with a sore on your genitals. I just don%26#039;t get it. Please explain this to me.

What%26#039;s the deal with clubs anyway?
that%26#039;s why i just go to bars now. screw the club scene. over it.
Reply:oh come on man, what%26#039;s not 2 like about all that? ;^) LMAO



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