Ladies, I need fashion advice! Please help!?

I really want to buy the Jocelyn Kimono Dress from dELIA%26#039;s: http://store.delias.com/item.do?category...





I would wear it for cold weather (possibly church, a December wedding, moderately dressy special occasions, etc.) but I don%26#039;t know what to pair it with. Tights? Shoes? Purse? I%26#039;ve never worn a kimono style dress before and I have no idea what kind of shoes and accessories would look good with it. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

Ladies, I need fashion advice! Please help!?
I would not wear it with tights but if i did i would not wear thick ones maybe opaque black ones. You need to keep the accessories to a min. that dress can speak for its self. You need to pick a colour from the dress for the accessories. A black box clutch nothing to fancy.


a bracelet that is not to fine in detail


knee high boots would look nice with the dress


Just remember K.I.S.S Keep.It.Simple.Stupid.
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Reply:I%26#039;d pair it with some black leggings, some cute shoes, and a little bag. Here%26#039;s some inspiration/ideas:


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Reply:i would try black leggings and either black flats or heels
Reply:You%26#039;d could go with a long black/red, beaded necklace for starters. I wouldn%26#039;t go heavy on the earrings if you%26#039;re going to wear the necklace. Forever 21 has great, inexpensive accessories for outfits like this one. I could definitely see some skin tone pantyhose, but I%26#039;m thinking that black tights might do the trick as well. I would suggest flat pair of ballet type shoes. Good luck!
Reply:black leggings or tights and cute high heals.a long red beaded necklace. (the tiny beads not the big and bulky ones) I%26#039;d say your hair in a cute side pony tail with loose curls or an up do sort of hairstyle with curls and a cute black headband or red flower. Some foundation that%26#039;s your skin tone, some red pixie type rouge from MAC, and some cute red lipstick that really brings out the red beads, you can find that from lancome. Oh and you can find inexpensive red beaded necklaces at Claire%26#039;s. You can also find really cute hair accessories there. For a purse I would say a little wristelet either red or black from target or Claire%26#039;s or bloom. Good luck! You will look nice! By the way I just adore the kimono dress it%26#039;s darling! =]
Reply:I would say, black tights, with black ankle boots!


and a white or black purse!
Reply:guys like to look at girls with tigh cloths



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Ladies? I need your help on this one. Dressing question?

I have been telling my bama friends that their belts should match their shoes. They now want confirmation of that being true.





What do you think? Let%26#039;s hear it.

Ladies? I need your help on this one. Dressing question?
You know what nothing is cooler than a guy with style. The fact that you know that your belt is supposed to match you shoes is a plus plus in the fashion books of all time. It is and always should be a fact.
Reply:I really don%26#039;t think it matters..as long as the guy looks nice %26amp; the rest of the outfit is put together well it%26#039;s cool :D
Reply:not necessarily. like if you wear a silver belt or a gold belt, i don%26#039;t think your shoes have to be that color,. something to think about



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I was wearing a black dress and the color transferred onto my white leather bag. How can I get it out?

The dress was brand new and it was black cotton. It basically ruined my white leather coach bag. I went to the Coach store and their leather cleaner didn%26#039;t work. They suggested a product called Lexol. Has anyone heard of this? Does anyone have any suggestions? The lady at the Coach store told me that I could always take it to a shoe repair and have them completely dye my white bag black. That sounds crazy to me. There has to be another solution!

I was wearing a black dress and the color transferred onto my white leather bag. How can I get it out?
You have what is known as dye transfer.





You need a strong detergent cleaner like Maxi Cleaner to try to remove this. (Maxi Cleaner was developed especially for this problem) The dye will have gone into the finish on the leather and the deeper it has gone the harder it will be to remove.


Please do not use solvents or hairspray on this as it may make matters much worse.





If Maxi Cleaner does not work then no other cleaner will and you will need to call a qualified leather technician.


A good leather technician will have the proper products to do this and he may have to replace finish and pigment so it is best left to him/her to do.





A good leather protector will inhibit this kind of thing happening again.





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Reply:Mabe you can return it.
Reply:use bleach for leather
Reply:That happened to me too! I was wearing new jeans and the color transferred. Mine kinda came out with the original Krud Kutter. I don%26#039;t know if I was supposed to use this, but it got a lot of it out...





Good luck
Reply:stop buying cheap dresses.



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Guys/Ladies, Opinions and Suggestions please...?

My boyfriend%26#039;s 21st birthday is coming up really soon. There%26#039;s going to be a huge party... with drinking obviously. I want to look great. I want to wear something that says %26quot;I%26#039;m with the birthday boy%26quot;, lol! More than anything I want to look good for him. We came up with the idea to have a dress code. Jeans are okay, but not tennis shoes or t-shirts. I don%26#039;t know wether to wear a dress, skirt, or jeans. Like I said, it%26#039;s gonna be a big party (with drinking), so I wanna wear something that looks great, but isn%26#039;t too uncomfortable. I have a few ideas. Please take a look and let me know what you think of each one, and if you have any suggestions or other ideas. I would really appreciate it.





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Also, I have 2 shoe choices for each one... let me know which choice you like best, if you like them at all. Thanks!

Guys/Ladies, Opinions and Suggestions please...?
I like the second picture best, with either shoes. I also like this style shirt with a pair of stone-washed jeans and a cool necklace.





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Reply:you are what you wear .so people are going to see you and rember what you had on the day so mke sure you like it. Report It

Reply:DEfinitly the second outfit, ot the 1st one in the additional comments place Report It

Reply:i like the second one it is wayyy cute but casual too
Reply:second with the black shoes or the first with the black shoes...


i think the first is better :)
Reply:the second jeans one is great





or you can go to hot topic get the pink or red skirt


lots of black makeup


bright red lipstick


studded belt


and their leather top
Reply:I like the second one, it%26#039;s dressy but casual in a way. I would deffinetly go with that one. You don%26#039;t want to over do it either.



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Question for women ages 23-29?

Ladies I have a hypothetical question for you. You go to a nightclub, and two men are standing in front of you, they%26#039;re both really good-looking in your opinion. The first has short spikey hair and is wearing a black leather jacket from GAP or something (it%26#039;s nice), jeans, black dress shoes, jeans, and a long-sleeved dress shirt unbuttoned with a white v-neck t-shirt underneath, and seems really laid back, has a sexy smirk, and an 8 0%26#039;clock shadow, and is very quiet. The second man has kind of long-ish hair, has a black t-shirt on, with 5 interesting necklaces on, a blue flannel shirt tied around his waiste, a few bracelets, he has on combat boots with torn jeans, and he%26#039;s extremely quiet too, and seems like he%26#039;s the quiet, artistic, musician type. Which man would you want to get to know better as a potential mate? And give reasons why you would choose that man. Thanks, so much!

Question for women ages 23-29?
The nicely dressed one, Because i LOVE a clean, well dressed man!
Reply:neither, they both need some style advice......lol
Reply:is the guy with too many necklaces MR. T from the 80%26#039;s show called A-Team?
Reply:Combat boots??? What is he, an 80%26#039;s throw back? And I%26#039;m leary of a guy who ties his shirt at his waist. I wouldn%26#039;t equate him with a musician but as a carnival barker.





First guy sounds interesting.... except for the smirk. That%26#039;s never a turn on. But his style is right on.
Reply:I wouldn%26#039;t worry so much about the threads he%26#039;s wearing... I am more interested in the personality...The way he talks, the way he walks, the way he smiles, they way he carries himself ...
Reply:I wouldn%26#039;t like either of them. They sound trashy and desperate.
Reply:neither , i like my men in a fitted and timbs
Reply:I would want to get to know them both it%26#039;s always interesting to talk to new people, even just as friends. From what you%26#039;ve said, I would be more likely to like the first one. I like guys who smirk and are outgoing. The second guy sounded quieter. But you can%26#039;t tell very much from appearances.
Reply:Neither, only losers look for love in clubs. Besides, what kind of twirp wears dress shoes with jeans anyway?
Reply:hmmmmmm...i would chose the 1st one because the second one has on too much jewelry.
Reply:the first one, because i would want someone who takes pride in their appearence. the way you dress is not everything, however, it does set an immpression
Reply:I would choose the first male. I think men look great when they dress casually. It also hints that he has career goals that are closer to mine own. I want to have a family and like things that are stable, yet fun and enjoyable, but also someone I can depend on. Granted clothing isn%26#039;t all there is to a man, but a man that can dress well is sexy and confident in my book.
Reply:I would go for the lether jacket man.. because he seems more clean. I like clean and neat people. I can%26#039;t stand long hair and 5 necklaces with boots. it%26#039;s just look stinky and dirty.


it seems like you are the guy with long hair right?????


well, if you can sing a nice song... all girls will love you no matter what.
Reply:The short spiky head dude, i dont like boys with long hair it puts me off big time!
Reply:hmm, without actually seeing either one. It would probably be bachelor number 2. I go by who looks as though they have more interesting things to talk about rather than one who may seem to only want a one nighter.



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What's the deal with clubs anyway?

Where to begin....You pay $20 to get in the place and wait 45 minutes to get an $8 beer. If you want to dance, you have to do it elbow to elbow with people in a sea of 600 different colognes and perfumes, which doesn%26#039;t help at all because the sweat overpowers it all. Try not to step on the meat heads shoes while walking to the bathroom or you%26#039;ll get killed. God forbid you want to have a conversation with anyone because the garbage music they%26#039;re playing is so loud, you can%26#039;t hear the person next to you. Ladies dress up and do their hair and makeup, and guys dress in uncomfortable business casual attire just to sweat and spill stuff all over. Luckily it%26#039;s pretty dark in there so no one can see the effort you put into looking good anyway. If you happen to get lucky, you%26#039;ll probably wake up with a sore on your genitals. I just don%26#039;t get it. Please explain this to me.

What%26#039;s the deal with clubs anyway?
that%26#039;s why i just go to bars now. screw the club scene. over it.
Reply:oh come on man, what%26#039;s not 2 like about all that? ;^) LMAO



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Women over 30!! Answer me this!?

I am a very fit, attractive male 36 yrs old. Am financially stable. I also dress nice when I go out...dress shoes and all. My question is: Where is the best place to find women that are my age for some stimulating conversation and maybe more...not the young 21 yr. old drunk girls at the bar every weekend. Where do all the attractive LADIES hang out?

Women over 30!! Answer me this!?
Usually at home, wondering were you guys are. It is just as hard for women to find a decent guy as it is for you guys to find a decent woman. I would say your best bet to find a great woman is to tel l friends what kind of woman you are looking for. You could try the internet, but paying to find a date, really does suck!
Reply:There are many intelligent 21 year old women who are not wasting their life a bar getting drunk.





My point is... instead of worrying about finding a woman your own age, find someone who matches your personality type and who would make you feel happy and who would be happy to be with you. Maybe that woman will be your same age, maybe younger, or maybe even older.
Reply:on Yahoo Answers
Reply:Let me know.
Reply:Church. I was told long ago and didn%26#039;t really want to go because it%26#039;s not my faith to listen to others on this topic. But, sure enough, Church is where you%26#039;ll find professional and well established women instead of sad and depressed drunks.



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Break Even Point and Total Contribution algebra problem for this accounting/business management scenario.?

The Sole Shoe Store currently stocks 3 lines of ladies%26#039; shoes. Here is the data for each line:





Flats:


Selling Price - $12


Variable Cost - $6


Sales Distribution - $20,000





Golf:


Selling Price - $20


Variable Cost - $12


Sales Distribution - $10,000





Dress:


Selling Price - $24


Variable Cost - $6


Sales Distribution - $70,000





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#1) What is the TOTAL CONTRIBUTION(%) per overall sales dollar?





#2) What is the Break Even Point in dollars?


A: $42,105


B: $46,281


C: $50,450


D: $84,084


E: None of the above





***Please explain your reasoning, not just give answers. Thanks!***

Break Even Point and Total Contribution algebra problem for this accounting/business management scenario.?
Total contribution per overall sales dollar is equal to the Sales prices less the variable costs





1)


Flats: (12-6)/12


Golf: (20-12)/20


Dress: (24-6)/24


The sales mix is 20/10/70.


So: [20%*(5/12) + 10%(8/20) + 70%(18/24)] = 64.833%








2) Break even is when the contribution equals the fixed costs. We don%26#039;t know what the fixed costs are, so I can%26#039;t answer this question.



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Do you prefer Sneakers or Flip Flops?

I prefer Flip Flops in the spring and summer. And in the winter tennis shoes or sneakers are comfortable although I dress sharp a lot, so sometimes I%26#039;ll wear dress shoes with a nice pair of jeans and a polo shirt.





Yeah so I like wearing Flip Flops because they are darn comfortable and have to give those feet some breathing room lol. And of course I like wearing them with a nice polo shirt. I always like to smell good for the ladies since I respect most of them (Except for the ones who are ignorant). Okay yeah I think I%26#039;ll shut up now and let you Yahoo users answer a simple question.





Alright I%26#039;m out. Peace.

Do you prefer Sneakers or Flip Flops?
I love flip flops year round! they%26#039;re awsome and comfortable!!!
Reply:Well just like you i dress nice but its for work and I%26#039;m always wearing dress shoes so in the summer time after hours of course i wear sandals and flip flops and i always buy skechers they have the most comfortable shoes i spend more money on summer shoes than any other shoe soo.....gotta go peace out Angela
Reply:FLOPS!!! I wear then unless the tempertaure drops below 40... even still I wear toe socks and flops.





I live in FL, so the below 40 thing doesn%26#039;t happen often.





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Reply:I kind of hate flip flops...they just make my feet feel weird. Most of the time I wear either my chucks or slide on vans. But sometimes it is too hot out to wear that stuff, so I wear flip flops anyway.





Guys look hotter in sneakers, I think.
Reply:Ha ha ha, yea im in love with flip flops, thier cute, and cheap and you can get everysingle color ever just because thier cheap! %26amp; comfy =]
Reply:Most definitely Flip-Flops.
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Nikes Preferrably
Reply:Sneakers :)
Reply:I wear flip flops all year long, even though i%26#039;m in northern canada
Reply:♥ sneakers
Reply:Sneakers
Reply:Sneakers
Reply:Ive never liked thongs,prefer runners,but I think thongs look very sexy on a woman.
Reply:NEITHER!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Flip Flops..... if I didn%26#039;t live in Canada... I%26#039;d wear them everyday.





Think about how much time you waste tying up sneakers!
Reply:I prefer sneakers :)
Reply:Flip flops. I HATE the word %26quot;sneakers%26quot;. Just thought I%26#039;d throw that in there.
Reply:Flip flops
Reply:Flip flops
Reply:sneakers
Reply:sneakers =]
Reply:acics
Reply:It depends on what I%26#039;m doing
Reply:I prefer no shoes, lol
Reply:flip flops
Reply:flip flops
Reply:flip flops
Reply:sneakers I like acics
Reply:Sneakers. But not for a long time.





I prefer bare footedness.





Flip flops hurt my feet.
Reply:sneakers for winter and flip flops for summer
Reply:Flip Flops, but or course I%26#039;ll wear sneakers when it is colder outside.



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Is this flirting ladies?

ok ladies this girl i just started working with may be flirting but i am not sure. ok we have been only working togethr for 2 weeks. we talk a lot and i make her laugh and we make eye contact. i notice the other day she dangles her shoe in front of me and today she curled her hair and really dressed up. am i reading the signs right or not help me out ladies lol. i did comment and tell her she looked real good.

Is this flirting ladies?
Sounds like flirting. Is she touching you in any way? Maybe touching her hair or grooming herself when you%26#039;re talking? Is she mirroring your actions? Watch her body language and you%26#039;ll know if she wants to do more than flirt ;)
Reply:yes, ur both flirting
Reply:Yep classic case of flirting.



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Hey,Ladies?

If someone gave you $500,would you:


A-by a hand bag?


B-by a dress?


or


C-by a pair of shoes?

Hey,Ladies?
A good pair of shoes.
Reply:dress
Reply:a bag.
Reply:i would definitly by a pair of shoes.
Reply:yeah i don%26#039;t think i would spend that much on either one, but...if i did, i%26#039;d probably buy C-a pair of shoes.
Reply:I love to hunt for sales, so i think I could buy all three with $500 and probably some accessory jewelry too.
Reply:I%26#039;d buy them all!
Reply:With $500 I would buy all 3 and have some left over for dinner and a movie too.
Reply:a handbag :)
Reply:I would buy a Coach handbag ($150-$200), and then spend the rest of the money and treat myself to a day of luxury at a spa!
Reply:i%26#039;ll choose all three of those
Reply:I would choose all 3 of dem i have 2 be fly when i step out the house i might have sumthing 2 match it but i like 4 my hole outfit 2 be fly and new. thatz just me!!!
Reply:Why shoes of course! Save at least half the money you know there is a sale coming up soon lol.
Reply:Buy a pair of Shoes
Reply:With $500 I would buy a beautiful dress and a pair of shoes. Not every thing that is cheaper is ugly! I don%26#039;t know why people feel that way! =)
Reply:a pair of shoes.
Reply:Shoes or handbag!!
Reply:buy the hand bag and a pair of shoes
Reply:if its dollar then i %26#039;ll all of%26#039;em
Reply:I would get the mirror on my car fixed and get some groceries with what%26#039;s left over.
Reply:SHOES!!!!!!!!
Reply:$500??...holy crap, i%26#039;d buy bags, few dresses, AND shoes, probably few earings, makeup
Reply:I%26#039;d buy then all and some other things too.
Reply:all of the above. iam not going to spend all the amount on one thing
Reply:I have loads of shoes and hand bags lol...and since im a lover of gowns and desses :p id go for a dress.


Take care.
Reply:i would buy a pair of shoes
Reply:SHOES
Reply:buy them all
Reply:Well, I wouldn%26#039;t spend $500 on any of the three...but if I did, I%26#039;d buy the dress because that is the most useful of the three...you can%26#039;t go anywhere not dressed but you can easily find cheap shoes or a purse.
Reply:b
Reply:I would go with a very trendy hand bag. You can never have enough hand bags.



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Is there anything wrong with me dressing my toddler up everyday?

I dress my 2.5 year old up in a botton down shirt, dress pants or dress shorts if it is hot, black stridrite dress shoes with matching socks. At home I let him keep his shirt tail out, but if we got out some place I tuck it in, put a tie, vest or sweater on him. I have been dressing him up since birth so he does not mind. I leave the tie off if it is hot or if we are going to be outside.





Today I was in wal-mart and this lady commented on how nice my son looked. She asked why he was all dressed up. I said %26quot;no reason that is how I always dres him%26quot;. She gave me their weird look and said %26quot;wow I think he is a little overdressed for walmart and walked away. I always dress up when I go out and so I do not see why I can%26#039;t do the same for my son. They are not expesive clothes so i really do not care if they get dirty and would not punish him if he did. What do you think?

Is there anything wrong with me dressing my toddler up everyday?
There is nothin wrong with doing what u want to ur child. I do the same thing with my children, before they leave the house they are well dressed and look descent everyday and people that hate on that, just tell them to go to hell
Reply:I dont think its wrnog.
Reply:As he gets older, he will be embarrassed if you continue to dress him up everyday. Don%26#039;t overdo it.





It%26#039;s your son, you can dress him however you choose. However, I do think it%26#039;s a bit odd.
Reply:no, there is nothing wrong with that.


yes, there is a problem though with you actually dressing him though because studies show that if at 2 yrs they can%26#039;t actually dress part of themselves then they need to start learning.
Reply:I think complete strangers are entirely too nosy. If this is how you dress him it%26#039;s fine. Just let him dress how he likes with in reason and your budget as he grows older. My son is 4 and he prefers clothing that is more dress than casual. Sweater vest/ tie.... and he is a boy all the way. Don%26#039;t worry about what strangers say they can be so stupid.
Reply:Sure why not. He%26#039;s your son. And if he does suffer some sort of damage from all of this I%26#039;m sure he%26#039;ll just put it into his book about you.
Reply:I think that must look so incredibly adorable at 2.5 years old! I think it%26#039;s a great idea. However, I think if it continued when he was 4,5,6 years old, he would definetely get teased. Keep doing it for now, he%26#039;s just a baby, but as he gets older. watch for when he does not like it anymore, and other children%26#039;s reactions.
Reply:when kids are young, it%26#039;s the only time you get to dress them however you want! I%26#039;d say take advantage!
Reply:While it is not the way I would dress my son, I see nothing wrong with it. As long as you are letting him be a little boy and not punishing him for getting dirty, I don%26#039;t see a problem.
Reply:Dress your kid up if you want too. I don%26#039;t dress mine up everyday. But I will not criticize if you want too. You just want him to look nice. Don%26#039;t worry about what others think......
Reply:Honestly, now it is okay to dress your son up if you want. But think about when he gets older and starts going to school. It%26#039;s fine to develop a habit of dressing nice, but if he starts wearing a tie a dress shirt everyday to school, kids are going to make fun of him. That%26#039;s just the way kids are, they will pick on him. So try considering dressing him in more casual clothes if you%26#039;re going somewhere casual that way he gets used to wearing both kinds of clothes.
Reply:I am the same way you are with my three children (4, 2.5, and 8 mos) and I have gotten some of the same comments you have. My husband and I both %26quot;dress up%26quot; everytime we go out, he wears dress shirts and pants, the whole nine and I stick with dresses or pants suits. Our children are dressed the same. We don%26#039;t mind if they get dirty, they are kids, and this is how we look at it, %26quot;what would people say about us if they saw us in our Gucci and Armani, while our kids were running around in diapers and tee%26#039;s. We let our oldest two pick what they want to wear since there closet is full of nice clothing. Just as long as your son is confortable, don%26#039;t let anyone else%26#039;s rambling bother you. People will always have comments, whether your children are %26quot;over dressed%26quot; or %26quot;under dressed%26quot; I hope this helps!
Reply:THere is nothing wrong with dressing him up well. But that being said, he is a kid, and soon enough he is going to want to dress his way.


It is a BIG way for him to express himself. Also, how does he play in dress pants and shoes? How does he climb? How does he run around?


There is a big chance that kids will bully him if he is dressed like this on the playground.
Reply:I have a boy that he dress himself all the time....no matter if he is at home or not....I don%26#039;t mind because that is the way he likes and I am fine with it. As long as you respect his wishes when he starts to change his style and let him choose his way of dressing....is fine, but maybe he will love to dress that way all his life ...you never know....just keep that in mind...my best for you...:)
Reply:I don%26#039;t think there%26#039;s anything wrong with it... I think it%26#039;s great!
Reply:I agree that was rude for that lady to make a comment - it%26#039;s not her place.





My son (age 5) is an athletic pants (he calls them swishy pants) boy. I let him wear them all he wants, but I do make him change when we are going somewhere. However, I have let him wear his swishy pants to Walmart.





I don%26#039;t think there is anything wrong with dressing him up all the time, but maybe you want to try doing more of a dressy casual look when you go to places like Walmart. I%26#039;m thinking of a style similar to Charlie%26#039;s on Two and a Half Men. Just a nice dressy casual button shirt - no tie and no sweaters.
Reply:While it isn%26#039;t a stranger%26#039;s business, I agree with the others that your son will soon be embarrassed over it. How about giving him some %26quot;normal%26quot; clothing options on most days, and letting him make the choice? There%26#039;s nothing wrong with putting him in a special outfit every now and then, but dressing him up every day is a bit much. He%26#039;s a little boy, after all - not a doll.
Reply:Ah, a creative troll...nice work.
Reply:I think you are so over doing it. He is not a teddy bear so don%26#039;t treat him like one!!!
Reply:i think it is sweet that you take that extra time to make your son look extra special everyday. you are teaching him to care about his appearance even when he is going to the walmart. my daughter loved wearing dresses for the longest time so she wore dresses every day. if he doesn%26#039;t mind and it makes you feel good, i see nothing wrong with it. that women was rude in the walmart.



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You know who Kristin Chenoweth and Jonathan Larson are...





You say %26quot;merde%26quot; whenever someone says %26quot;Macbeth%26quot;...





words like %26quot;intermission,%26quot; %26quot;scrim,%26quot; and %26quot;cue%26quot; hold a special place in your vocabulary...





to you, a facial is a clean pack of baby wipes after a performance...





you own more stage make-up than regular make-up...





even when you%26#039;re not in your school%26#039;s production everyone automatically assumes that you are...





when someone calls a show CD a soundtrack, you immediately snap back that it%26#039;s an %26quot;original cast recording%26quot;!





You work out to Rent music at the gym...





You can relate anything to a showtune...i.e. someone mentions a shooting and %26quot;Cell Block Tango%26quot; comes to mind...





You%26#039;re more concerned with the Tonys than the Emmys...





You know what that last one means...





Your coworkers/classmates, in a moment of pure boredom, ask you what you collect. you reply %26quot;Playbills%26quot; then you have to explain WHAT a playbill is. idiots.





When your friends asks %26quot;what do you want to do?%26quot; You can%26#039;t just say %26quot;I don%26#039;t know.%26quot; You have to sing it, a la %26quot;little shop%26quot;.





You actually sing all your favourite songs in the correct key because it just sounds wrong anyway else.





When you get in a fight with another MT fan you start naming the randomest shows possible to see who has better knowledge of off- Broadway, off-off-broadway and workshop only shows. You win, of course, with your triumphant declaration %26quot;No, Douglas Sills turned down DRS for rehearsal in New Jersey of The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T!%26quot; or something of the sort...





when you have to write a paragraph about the music you like in spanish class, and you raise your hand and say: %26quot;Senora, como se dice showtunes en espanol?%26quot;





you know that Gwen Stefani totally gets it.





when you use part of %26quot;La Vie Boheme%26quot; as part of your graduation speech.





when you%26#039;re out past curfew, your mom calls the theater before any of your friends%26#039; houses.





You get stared at in the street when you and your friend are walking along sharing one iPod and singing Wicked at the top of your voices!





In your school production you are asked to lead the rehearsals as you know all the songs already and can pick up the dance moves in seconds.





When your music assessment is to write a review of your favourite album in 500+ words, and you pick a show album. And when you%26#039;re barely started, it%26#039;s already 870 words...





you know exactly how many minutes there are in a year...





Family friends buy you Broadway soundtracks for your birthday...





You keep ALL your programs from any show you%26#039;ve seen whether it was on Broadway or a local show with your friends in it...





You can convince your parents to let you stay home from school and still perform that night in your show.





Who cares about Bennifer? Idina and Taye are your favorite couple ever!





When you and a friend got so excited just because it was Broadway week on American Idol...





You know anything can be fixed with gaff tape, Mortite,


sculpt-er-coat, a sharpie, tie-line, a safety pin or enough staples.





%26quot;Practical%26quot; and %26quot;flat%26quot; are nouns.





You now hate Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz for making Elphie look so bad all these years





You know all the La Vie Boheme references, who they are, what they mean...





Your favorite 5 numbered code is 24601





Whenever someone asks you what the time is, your immediate response is %26quot;well it%26#039;s gotta be close to midnight!%26quot;





Your room is painted green...maybe you subconciously dedicated it to Wicked?





You%26#039;re smiling and nodding your head right now...welcome to the club.

































































YOU KNOW YOU%26#039;RE FROM RICHMOND WHEN...





- You%26#039;ve taken a kid%26#039;s class/gone on a date/played in the waterfall/taken pictures at Maymont. Probably more than once.


- You know what the %26#039;pony pastures%26#039; is and know it really has nothing to do with either a pasture or ponies


- You know what Arthur Ashe has in common with Robert E Lee and Stonewall Jackson


- The kids with the multicolored hair and piercings are probably from VCU


- You%26#039;ve been to the midnight movie. Probably in your pajamas


- The landmark is STILL called the Mosque in your heart


- You know how to pronounce Parham and Powhite correctly... and get pissed when non-Richmonders don%26#039;t.


- You know that by %26#039;snow%26#039; we usually mean slush or ice... and that the entire city shuts down for it


- When you say %26#039;The Braves%26#039; you don%26#039;t mean Atlanta


- You can sing the Agee%26#039;s bicycles song... and probably DO far more than you%26#039;d care to admit. You can also fill in this blank %26quot;when you%26#039;re hurt, he%26#039;ll come to you... call ______%26quot;


- You%26#039;ve been to Alley Katz, the Canal Club, or the Nanci Raygun (RIP)


- You%26#039;ve seen Carbon Leaf in concert


- You know that it%26#039;s northSIDE and southSIDE... but east END and west END. And then there%26#039;s just lakeside...


- It doesn%26#039;t confuse you that the nickel bridge doesn%26#039;t cost a nickel


- You remember when short pump was farmland, and probably ***** about big business ruining the landscape... but still go there on a weekly basis to shop/see movies. Except on Friday and Saturday nights. Because that%26#039;s just suicide.


- You%26#039;ve been to Brusters and probably know at least 2 people who work there. Ditto for King%26#039;s Dominion.


- If you%26#039;re in it, you know its called The Club. If you aren%26#039;t, it%26#039;s CCV. And regardless, it%26#039;s great sledding.


- You know it can be 70 d. one day and 40 d. the next and not think that%26#039;s strange... but somehow, it%26#039;s always humid.


- 90% of your senior class went to Tech, JMU, or %26#039;The University%26#039;


- One word. Ukrops: where 25% of your school has worked as a bag-boy at one point in their life. And you know that on Sundays you%26#039;re gonna have to settle for Kroger... and you don%26#039;t even TRY to buy alcohol there-- cuz they don%26#039;t have any.


- You know that y%26#039;all is an actual word


- You can go from high-end Cary street to Carytown to the ghetto in a matter of minutes


- You know the difference between Carytown, Shockoe Slip, Shockoe Bottom, the Fan, Forest Hill, and downtown


- You%26#039;ve been to Belle Isle or Brown%26#039;s Island. And yes, you%26#039;ve gone to Friday Cheers


- You%26#039;re sick of seeing confederate flags everywhere


- You know that Robin Inn isn%26#039;t actually a hotel and The Tobacco Company isn%26#039;t actually a warehouse, and don%26#039;t get confused by that


- You probably know someone who%26#039;s in the DAR or SAR. Or at least know what that stands for. And know that unless your mother/grandmother was in it, you have NO CHANCE of getting in


- You learned about Jamestown and Williamsburg and Roanoke in your elementary school history classes. Every year. And went on field trips to each at least twice


- You%26#039;ll find pearl-laden, rainbow-wearing girls in Carytown just as frequently as those with hair dyed purple and nose rings... and not find it weird


- You scoff at subway and know that REAL subs (note, not hoagies) come from Stuffys or Bernies


- You know it%26#039;s called U of R. Not Richmond. And yes, you%26#039;ve fed the ducks.


- You don%26#039;t get weirded out when the roads suddenly turn to cobblestone and then back to pavement.


- You remember when Regency was the cool mall. And when you didn%26#039;t have to fear for your life at Willow Lawn.


- You know which streets are one-way. Which, once you%26#039;re downtown, are all of them.


- You know where the secret parking lots are in Carytown


- You can%26#039;t go anywhere without seeing at least one person that you know or the person you%26#039;re with knows


- You%26#039;ve been to the Watermelon Festival and/or the Greek Festival and/or Arts in the Park. Probably every year.


- You know the stupid stereotypes of all the private high schools... and can probably guess who went to what high school by just looking at them, even though there are like 20 different schools in the area...


- You know that if you go to St Catherine%26#039;s or St Chris, you will be beaten to submission until you flip that hair and don those rainbows. And if you and your sister both go to St. Catherines, you better have 2 daisies on the back of that suburban


- You know of someone who%26#039;s had a coming-out party. And know that doesn%26#039;t mean they%26#039;re gay.


- You%26#039;ve watched the fireworks at Dogwood Dell... or at least had a picnic there


- You can drive an hour from Chester to Hanover and still consider yourself in Richmond


- You know that you can arrive at RIC airport only 30 minutes early and still make the plane... and you actually EXPECT it to look totally different everytime you go


-Yes, you went to cotillion. Or at least know someone who did.


- You know someone who has worked, does work, or will work at Phillip Morris


- You know that ironically, the %26#039;Open Door Christian School%26#039; was always the first to close on %26#039;snow%26#039; days


- You%26#039;ve been to Sahara%26#039;s or Alladin%26#039;s... or have at least heard of them


- You were (or knew someone who was) an Indian Princess or an Indian Guide. And know that doesn%26#039;t actually mean they%26#039;re Indian...


- You know what the rivaH is... and know that it%26#039;s probably more correct to say the bay


- You%26#039;ve been to the quarry


- You know the goodness that is Carytown Burgers and Fries


- You know that the country%26#039;s capitol, the first English settlement, the hills, the mountains, and the beach are all about an hour away... but probably rarely take advantage of that... and still complain that there%26#039;s nothing to do


- You remember the ibook stampede of %26#039;05


- 2 words. BOTTOMS UP. and you know that doesn%26#039;t mean gettin drunk


- At some point in your life, you%26#039;ve gone paddle-boating at Byrd Park


- You%26#039;ve driven around the city on the tacky lights tour. And probably rented a limo and dressed up for it... and you don%26#039;t think that%26#039;s odd


- You%26#039;ve been to casa grande... and yes, you%26#039;ve had the casa vs chap vs cap argument. You%26#039;ve also been to Mexico... and you know that doesn%26#039;t mean the country.


- You know all the clashes that happen between the extremely diverse group that IS richmond... but love it anyway


- AH yes, good ole RVA. You say you hate it but don%26#039;t fool yourself...we all know you secretly hold a place for it in your heart.




















over a hard night, we decided that all musicals and songs from musicals would be better augmented if they ended with %26quot;In my pants!%26quot;


for example:


*76 trombones...in my pants!


*hair...in my pants!


*litle girls...in my pants!


*little shop of horrors...in my pants!


*my husband makes movies...in my pants!


*defying gravity...in my pants!


*shapoopie...in my pants!


*on my own...in my pants!


*there%26#039;s a place for us...in my pants!


*godspell...in my pants!


*june is busting out all over...in my pants!


*soliloquy...in my pants!!!


*stay with me...in my pants!


*i am 16 going on 17...in my pants!


*my junk...in my pants!


*totally ******...in my pants!!


*a call from the vatican...in my pants!!


*it takes a woman...in my pants!














40 Things High School Musical 2 can teach us:








1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it%26#039;s perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.





2. College? It%26#039;s not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.





3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.





4.Playing sports is a hint that it%26#039;s time


to break into song.





5.Don%26#039;t worry about being rude/mean in the end things will work out for you.





6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.





7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.





8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink!Screw the school board.





9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!





10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.





11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!





12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 2 minutes...and sing it perfectly.





13.It doesn%26#039;t matter that you%26#039;re not a staff member. You can still attend any and all staff events.





14.The phrase %26quot;more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match%26quot; is something that can be used in everyday conversation





15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.





16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.





17.If your family is %26quot;saving pennies%26quot; for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive, it is normal for their kitchen to have granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.





18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.





19. It%26#039;s perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl%26#039;s capris.





20. If you%26#039;re upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing %26quot;Bet on it%26quot;...you won%26#039;t fall at any point, and no one will stop and think %26quot;what the hell?%26quot; .





21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you%26#039;re finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.





22.A resort can be highly successful when there are more employees than guests.





23.%26quot;And she stepped on the ball%26quot; is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.





24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.





25. It%26#039;s good manners to refer to your mother as a %26quot;backstabber%26quot;





26.Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it%26#039;s fabulous.





27.Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.





28.Iced tea from England is blue.





29.Water Bug is a cute funny romantic pet name.





30.Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way





31.It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she%26#039;s leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.





32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don%26#039;t match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she%26#039;s right, you can%26#039;t just look down





33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.





34.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink %26amp; engraved with your initials. That is, if you are Sharpay Evans.





35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.





36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.





37.Don%26#039;t change your friends, change your dreams.





38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.





39. Even though Chad danced in %26quot;Get your head in the game%26quot;, %26quot;Status Quo%26quot; and %26quot;What time is it%26quot;, he apparantly does not dance.





40. %26quot;What team?%26quot; %26quot;Wildcats!%26quot;


%26quot;GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!%26quot;


Can fix any problem.





Here are some new ones...Thanks for the input guys!














41.Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend on your musical performance skills





42.Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely





43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You%26#039;ll find they make the same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go





44. Tiffany’s makes hair bands





45. When your girlfriend breaks up with you and gives your necklace back, she obviously will somehow emerge out of a crowd wearing it again and singing








46. Clocks get bigger if you stare at them and chant %26quot;summer%26quot;





47. When you’re singing about being fabulous, your shoes can magically appear on and off your feet at any given time





48. You can be a male theater geek who wears sparkly hats and pink shirts, without any of the jocks who you kind of hang out with thinking you%26#039;re gay.





49. It is now acceptable to throw grapes at your girlfriends face





50. Jumping from dangerous rocks is a great idea.





51. It is not at all pompous to give your girlfriend a necklace with your initial on it





52. The high school marching band is on call 24/7 for spontaneous musical numbers





53. It is perfectly normal to switch outfits with your opponent after a baseball game.





54. Helicopters can land on a golf course with no warning.





55. When you%26#039;re frustrated with your personal life at work, just take off your shirt and shoot some baskets. Your boss won%26#039;t mind.





56. Sliding on the cafeteria floor like a penguin is totally acceptable. Especially when it’s the last day of school.





57. Even if you weren%26#039;t a part of the winning number, you can still win the star dazzle award.





56. Italian shoes mean a whole new you





57. Not telling your girlfriend about your new dress shoes you got from your boss, clearly is a reason for her to be concerned and question your relationship.





58. As long as you’re the star player on your basketball team, you can instantly be better at golf than the owner of the course.





59. College basketball players love playing with high schoolers that are better than them.





60. There is no such thing as gay dancing





61. On the last day of school, it is perfectly normal to chant %26quot;summer%26quot; like a cult.





62. Wanting a little fabulous is not so wrong





63. It is worth risking your relationship with your friends and girlfriend for a college that closed down in 1986.





64.Humans can be imported from Spain.

















if any of you have any ideas to add just message me or post them on the board





1) You%26#039;ve probably ridden a giant banana





2) You%26#039;ve become pregnant from being on someone%26#039;s porch





3) You%26#039;ve either been jumped on or molested by Wiggles





4) You%26#039;ve probably smoked on campus just to spite Ron





5) You or someone you know has stolen cereal from the dining hall





6) You%26#039;ve questioned Ron and Isaac%26#039;s relationship to each other





7) You%26#039;ve either been to or heard about Rock Shop 3





8) You%26#039;ve been checked out by the asian lunch lady





9) You know who Eamon Foley is





10) You%26#039;ve probably seen Ross%26#039; MC act at the Rock Concert





11) You%26#039;ve been frusterated by slow computers





12) You%26#039;ve fought over unused matresses in your bunk





13) You%26#039;ve been to at least 1 show that made your ears bleed and another that made you want to jump up on stage and join in... most likely on the same day





14) You%26#039;ve never seen the horse stables





15) (if your a boy) You%26#039;ve gotten motivated at about 7:30 in the morning





16) You%26#039;ve tried (and most likely failed) to understand foreign people every day





17) You%26#039;ve tried everything to get phone service





18) You%26#039;ve made fun of your conseler%26#039;s accents





19) You%26#039;ve frozen to death and been boiled alive... all in the same day





20) You%26#039;ve fallen in mud on one of the hills





21) You are so excited at the thought of flash photography during the staff show that you took 50 pictures of an empty stage





22) You%26#039;ve seen multitudes of card tricks





23) You%26#039;ve either moshed at the rock show or witnessed a mosh pit at he rock show





24) You%26#039;ve wondered why there%26#039;s a vollyball court in the middle of the camp





25) You%26#039;ve jumped out of bed in the morning and ran to the shower just to get hot water





26) You%26#039;ve been pissed off at the fact that the junior lodges have everything





27) You%26#039;ve wondered why Isaac is too lazy to get out of his golf cart





28) You%26#039;re used to Isaacs idle threats


%26quot;You all have ETB... unless you%26#039;re


quiet... OK you have regular


bedtime again... But I%26#039;m still very


upset.%26quot;





29) You miss the old VA porch





30) You wonder why Ron owns a movie theatre





31) You wonder why everything%26#039;s abbreviated


%26quot;ETB, LTB, OD, VA, CC, PED%26quot;





32) Your amazed when you see black people





33) You think the phrase %26quot;Google It%26quot; is extremely funny





34) You wonder where all the bugs came from





35) You%26#039;re surprised when you hear that a guy%26#039;s not gay





36) You%26#039;re used to upset girls after sing





37) You know Jimmy Philips





38) You wonder why we can%26#039;t have the same quality food we have on visiting days on every other day





39) You or someone you know has had something stolen from you despite the fact that this is a performing arts camp and costs about $3,000 per session





40) You think that there%26#039;s no Christian people at this camp (when, in fact, there%26#039;s 5)








Okay if you you do not get the name of this saying or were not in schol house rock oh sevs please do not join this group!


only in our show:


-insane %26quot;choreographers%26quot; (minus jenny and joe) who think they have taught us stuff but realy haven%26#039;t aka Verb


-a director who hates the show just as much as you do


-2 Dinas and 2 Shulies


-%26quot;i%26#039;ll put good disco lighting on and maybe that will take the audiences attention away from how bad the show is!%26quot; -Matt Bond


-Ron comming into the playhouse and yelling at matt right before the 1st show about something he did not even do


-an hour and 2 minute show because we had to cut 1/2 the show because a certain group people *cough cough* could not learn stuff fast enough


- watching a dvd to learn a song never realy being taught it


-Simon having to leave so this random lady tried to teach the leads a song that was like hearing nails on a chalk board to begin with but she made it even worst.....like 10 minutes a line bad! aka learning verb


-painting our nails alll different colors and black outfits with rainbow acessories...gay pride


-the crash mat!


-coming up from the pit thru a TV


-The bat like attacking us on the bed during verb


Only at FWF School house rock will you find all of the above! So much fun...in the end!


1.....2....3.......


SEASME STREET ON CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Things we learned from High School Musical:


compiled by the lovely ladies and gentlemen at IMDB.





1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious -- leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance -- and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable


2) It%26#039;s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.


3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.


4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying


5) There%26#039;s only one fat person at East High School


6) All Troy could remember was pink jelly


7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it


8) It%26#039;s okay to practice incest if you%26#039;re acting


9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.


10) Troy%26#039;s shower head is very impressed


11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony... while dancing.


12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.


13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too


14) Lucas is NOT gay... even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality


15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.


16) In high school, you only have class once a day and it%26#039;s only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.


17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?


18) No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the **** up. How is that possible?


19) Gabriella and Troy are %26#039;breaking free%26#039;. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn%26#039;t a star in heaven that they can%26#039;t reach.


20) You can name a kid in the 21st century %26quot;Sharpay%26quot;


21) Detention is only 15 minutes long... and a boy named Chad will need you to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.


22) It%26#039;s always good to get extra credit...for college.


23) No one cusses at East High


23) Gabriella can%26#039;t have people staring her... she really can%26#039;t.


25) Parents do not teach their children that it%26#039;s okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.


26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal


27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.


28) No emos, cutters, or illegal janitors.


29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.


30) Having opera stars%26#039; pictures in your refrigerator helps you lose weight.


31) Kelsi can teach you every note, pitch, and word to a song just by singing the first two lines for you.


32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn%26#039;t their stuff.


33) The second equation should read 16 over pi.


34) Troy doesn%26#039;t know that %26quot;scared%26quot; means the same thing as %26quot;afraid%26quot;


35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.


36) Ain%26#039;t nothin wrong with a basketball playing brother who likes to bake.


37) If you%26#039;re the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you


38) If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium


39) Chad can make Troy say things.


40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.


41) Even though you%26#039;ve only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.


42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don%26#039;t pet them.


43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That%26#039;s how they get away with dancing in the halls.


44) Troy is not just a guy.


45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.


46) When you%26#039;re in love with a stranger, you can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat


47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.


48) If you%26#039;re a stressed jock, you need only to go to the school gardens and sing... nobody will find you or pick on you.


49) It%26#039;s hard to believe, that I couldn%26#039;t see, you were always right beside me!


50) Ryan really wants to meet Ashton Kutcher


51) No one said anything about leotards.


52) If you love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.


53) No one on the basketball team is good at math.


54) Ladders can appear out of nowhere.


55) Chad tried to tell him, he REALLY tried.


56) Sharpay is allowed to have a pink locker while everyone else is stuck with an ugly beige one.


57) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there


58) You can bet, there%26#039;s nothing but net, when Zeke is in the zone and on a roll.


59) If you%26#039;re gay, you dont know what g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b-! spells


60) If you%26#039;re heart has been broken by the most popular guy in school, your locker can open automatically - no combination necessary.


61) Where%26#039;s Gabby%26#039;s dad!?!


62) Warning bells can be easily mistaken for cell phones.


63) Yes, Troy, you ARE going left.


64) You can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice


65) It%26#039;s better to hear it from Mrs. Darbus now than from your friends later


66) You can go to Kelsi%26#039;s house for breakfast and she has a piano.


67) By taking off your lab coat, the red ribbon in your hair can turn pink.


68) Only fat girls like to pop, lock and drop it.


69) You are allowed to cover your microphone with tacky sequins as long as youre the most popular girl in school


70) All stage fright can be cured by the saying “Like kindergarten”


71) What the heck are those two doing in a tree?!


72) You WILL stick to the status quo or everyone will sing to you until everyone else confesses


73) Gabriella loves pi.


74) Troy%26#039;s watch is imaginary, but he looks at it anyways and always knows what the time is.


75) Cheerleaders speak a different language than other human beings.


76) Students in high school don%26#039;t need backpacks... or books for that matter


77) No one finds it weird that you%26#039;re singing a sexual song to your brother/sister


78) It takes Gabriella%26#039;s mom and Troy%26#039;s dad forever to walk to an auditorium.


79) Throwing basketballs at trees is apparently great for stress relief


80) If you climb up to a chicks balcony that hates you and start singing to her, she will fall back in love with you.


81) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them


82) The pregnant teacher stands corrected.


83) If you wear pink and have blonde hair, you are automatically a malevolent popular girl.


84) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons%26#039;s other needs and desires.


85) Teachers from different departments always hate each other.


86) Chad has some pretty awesome shirts.


87) Troy is very slow (Come on! Not even ONE kiss?)


88) If you make good cookies, people fall in love with you.


89) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years


90) It is possible for the random girl you met at a ski lodge at New Year%26#039;s to coincidentally move to your school and become your girlfriend


91) Singing absolves a person of any bad thing they%26#039;ve done.


92) An entire school%26#039;s network can be crippled by the push of a bottom (Taylor must be a really good hacker.)


93) Chili cheese fries and milk are a substantial meal.


94) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with you and must see a counselor


95) All practical rules of time and space are lost when Troy and Gabriella hide.


96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself


97) If you take your hat off and reveal luscious locks of brown hair you%26#039;re instantly beautiful.


98) Gabriella always plans ahead thats how she%26#039;s able instantaneously change into a semi formal dress and heels for a basketball game.


99) You dont mind linking arms with the school ***** that you hate as long as its the final dance number of the movie


100) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.








You know you’re in IB when...


You can see individual air molecules vibrating.





You go to bed at 3AM and think, %26quot;Oh, it%26#039;s an early night!%26quot;





Your favorite saying is %26quot;If I get a hundred on every test for the rest of the year...%26quot;





It%26#039;s okay to fail, so long as you are not alone.





You frequently catch yourself saying %26quot;What?? We had homework??%26quot;





You finish your extended essay shortly after midnight. Your smile of satisfaction fades when you remember to start on your World Lit. Paper.





You%26#039;ve sold your soul...to a teacher...for a C...for the 9 weeks...





Your idea of impure thoughts is whether or not to copy math homework





You don%26#039;t really cheat - you just tell people the answers.





Your thesis for the Extended Essay is whether or not Bert and Ernie are gay.





Pressed for time, you conclude a history essay with, %26quot;And they lived happily every after. Amen.%26quot;





Can we say EXTRA CREDIT??





You exceed the 4200 word limit on the Extended Essay (by over 1000 words).





You ask what your summer reading assignment will be in October.





When you are home sick, you can%26#039;t help but wonder what work you%26#039;re missing and what your homework is.





When you%26#039;re watching TV, you feel guilty because not all of your homework is done.





You find yourself spelling words out on scantrons. You are deeply saddened when you can only find one letter of %26quot;IB SUCKS!%26quot;





Your TI-89 has made you stupid.





You actually believe %26quot;mental health days%26quot; are excused absences.





Brewing coffee takes too long, so you just eat the beans.





You get a full upper body workout putting your backpack on.





You skip breakfast so you can get to school early to get in some extra cramming time and gain that %26quot;upper edge%26quot; on the rest of the class.





The bags under your eyes are heavier than the ones carrying your textbooks.





You always seem to have one continuous headache.





You can count the number of hours you sleep each week on one missing hand.





You%26#039;ve taught yourself how to take naps while walking to your next class.





You actually put the apostrophe in front of the word %26quot;%26#039;cause.%26quot;





You still get kicks saying %26quot;Your epidermis is showing.%26quot;





You clean up your room and find a bed.





Everything you know about sex, you learned from the English reading list.





You find all the %26quot;glitches%26quot; in movies.





You%26#039;ve mastered the art of procrastination so well that your research paper finishes printing just seconds before you have to leave for school.





You get to college and realize the classes you are taking seem really familiar.





Your college professors%26#039; grading systems seem a little too lenient.





You dread the word rubric





You hold %26quot;parties%26quot; to study.





The only words you ever say in Spanish class are %26quot;No sé.%26quot;





The only French you know is %26quot;J%26#039;aime manger le poission.%26quot;





You no longer speak English -- You speak a combination of English, German, Spanish, French, Portugese, Swedish, Dutch, Chinese, Russian, Norwegian, Hebrew, Arabic, Japanese, Korean, and Polish.





Your backpack has an imprint of your back in what little remains of the padding.





16+2= ...wait let me get my graphing calculator!





The urge to shout %26quot;Sir, yes sir%26quot; overwhelms you and...You do it





You start to laugh hysterically when you%26#039;re writing a bibliography because a book has TWO authors





You brag that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night





You write a two page answer to a one sentence question





When writing down decimals, you don%26#039;t understand why you can%26#039;t write them to the 14th decimal place





You faithfully copy words without vowels in them, yet somehow understand them





You have a thought, and it hurts.





You get angry at someone for being late so you can%26#039;t copy their homework.





You realize that something is missing when your backpack feels too light.

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Reply:I like them. It%26#039;s really funny. Report It

Reply:they are pretty kewl. thanx for writing it. There are three different kinds of people in this world, ones who can count, and ones who cant. :) Report It

Reply:u no ur questions to long if...


its this freakin long! Report It

Reply:u no ur questions to long if...


its this freakin long! Report It

Reply:I only read the Musical Theatre one, and I must admit to quite a few of those! Report It

Reply:OMg...how could you possibly have time to write all that....and nobody has time to read that either....
Reply:i didnt read the whole thing..sry about that. didnt understand anything.
Reply:No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:=O
Reply:u no ur questions to long if...


its this freakin long!
Reply:Chinese music is great. I learn Chinese to enjoy the music. If you want to more about Chinese music, learning Chinese is almost must-be. Check the site http://www.hellomandarin.com. There you can learn Chinese face to face with the teachers or practice your Mandarin with the volunteers in Beijing.




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Dressing as a princess for Halloween?

Yes, i realize i have already asked this question. Unfortunatly i was an idiot and asked it during the middle of the night... So i figured i%26#039;d try again now that people are actually active. :)





So here goes... The majority of guys go as a french maid or something repulsive when they dress as a girl on halloween.





Not my style... My intent is to go as a princess. The whole deal, if a girl would go through it on prom night i want to do the same... Poofy dress, makeup, shoes, hair. I have a lady friend offering to help, but I%26#039;d still like to find some direction of my own.





Any suggestions? Lets win me the costume contest this year. :)

Dressing as a princess for Halloween?
Very cute idea :) I would keep two words in focus when you%26#039;re deciding what to wear: pink and sparkly. If you wanna go all out, you should try going as a fairy princess and get a wand, wings, etc. Good luck %26amp; have fun, princess!
Reply:Which princess ...Fiona from Shrek
Reply:go for it! try to figure out a certain character or story line you want to follow, like Cinderella and have one clear shoe tied to your dress with some mice sewn on at the bottom, or snow white with birds sewn on the sleeves, something cool like that that will go with a character, then you have something to follow through the whole night, and it will be fun!!!
Reply:LOL that is the best ever but its a lil scary too xD
Reply:Be sure u shave your whole body! A good mascara and long shiny hair r also necessary!
Reply:GO AS HARLEQUIN,
Reply:try an arabian princess, you know a belly dancer and stuff, i think it would be pretty cool...i guess
Reply:princess diana!!!lol



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Question for single, straight ladies -- How strong is your desire for getting a boyfriend/hubby?

This scale might help you gauge it.





95% or greater means you can barely even function in life without obsessing about getting a boyfriend.





85% You want one very badly.





70% is a fairly strong desire.





50% You might be able to go for one, provided certain expectations are met.





35% -- not the most pressing thing on your mind. But still somewhere there in the background.





15% -- you believe that getting yourself a new dress or a new pair of shoes may in many cases bring you more pleasure





0% -- you are totally OD%26#039;d on men and would rather not try another one out.

Question for single, straight ladies -- How strong is your desire for getting a boyfriend/hubby?
0% I would rather never because men can%26#039;t be trusted all they%26#039;ll do is hurt you no matter what they say it%26#039;s in their nature.
Reply:Me...75% v bad i know
Reply:hmm, i would probably say 50%


i wouldn%26#039;t date just anyone because i want a boyfriend.


I would only date someone if i truly liked them
Reply:Eh, probably around 50%...it%26#039;s not a need, just a desire...but I%26#039;ve been single a long time so if it doesn%26#039;t happen, Life will still be groovy (just as it is now). ☺
Reply:what if you are already married?





* edit * i was in the 50% before i met my hubby!
Reply:0% -- you are totally OD%26#039;d on men and would rather not try another one out.





Well it%26#039;s just coz my friend had sex underaged and he pushed her into it and it has really put me off men as he was a total pig!
Reply:Right now, maybe 30%. Overall - in terms of wanting a husband and children as part of my future - probably 80%. Leaving out the numbers, I feel that I have a very complete and happy life as a single woman right now, but I do know that I want a family as much as I want a successful career, spiritual growth, etc.
Reply:50%
Reply:Around 50%


I%26#039;m still concentrating a lot on school, so I, in my mind, don%26#039;t have much time for those nice things. xP





Although, if the man met my expectations and was a sweetie, I%26#039;m quite sure I could make an exception. =)



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Plastic surgery feet?

I am a 24 yr old woman and my feet are a size 12 double/triple wide. its hard for me to find shoes in stores and period that are today styles and the cost of a shoe for avg sizes. i was wondering do they do surgery on feet to make them smaller or more narrow cause my feet arent to long but very wide which is hard for me to even fit into width wide shoes. i mainly were guy shoes and flip flops and 1 lady semi-formal shoe i squeez into that hurts. if i order of line they are way price not cut old lady shoes that i cant try on and are either too big or too small. help please it really effects my life and what i wear i dont even were cute and nice skirts and dresses cause i dont have shoes to go with them. flip flopes are my bestfriend!!!


thanks for any help!!

Plastic surgery feet?
Is there a solution or type of surgery for people who have a problem with very wide feet? If so what are they?








Podiatrist%26#039;s Reply:








There is not a surgery to narrow the foot. If you are having pain then inserts called orthotics may be of some help.





Kirk Koepsel, DPM
Reply:I am not aware of surgery that can reduce the size of feet, only to remove the smallest toe so narrow sandals etc. look better. There%26#039;s no denying your feet are large and footwear must be a problem but since you cannot change the size of your feet you will just have to accept them. Have you explored searching on line for larger size shoe suppliers?
Reply:I dont think its possible to get surgery to make your feet smaller because the size of you feet depends on how tall you are and they kep you balanced



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LADIES DONT FREAK OUT!Im 24, and havent worn heels for the last 8 yrs.Can I still compete with gorgeous heels?

I love the heels but they started getting too painful.Any Chic flat shoe suggestions with dresses and work wear,girls?


Thanks a ton!

LADIES DONT FREAK OUT!Im 24, and havent worn heels for the last 8 yrs.Can I still compete with gorgeous heels?
There are a lot of shoes that have some heel and still look very nice with dresses and work wear. I would go shopping and see what kind of shoe would work best for your. The heels don%26#039;t have to be extra high for them to look pretty. Good luck
Reply:can even u wearing klompen
Reply:Heels may serve to show off a woman%26#039;s legs but they do nothing for her posture or her grace in movement. I%26#039;ve never liked heels for that reason. A graceful woman is far prettier and I%26#039;ve never seen a woman who could be graceful in heels.





They also look horribly uncomfortable.
Reply:Yeah!
Reply:Ballet slippers are very trendy now and you can find all sorts of cute ones for not a lot of money. Right now they%26#039;re being made just as glamorous as heels!





I wonder where Bob has been...there are plenty of us who can be graceful in heels.
Reply:I think you should wear %26quot;kitty heels%26quot; first. So you get used to having a little heel. When you get comfy then go a little higher. Or you can just stick with ballet flats. Those are still cute!



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Question For Women Who Like The "Bad Boys" or Ladies Who Like The Dirty Look or The Grunge style On Men

My friend, is having a late Halloween party at his house this weekend. A ton of people are going to be there and everyone is dressing up in halloween costumes. I am going to go as a %26quot;bad boy%26quot;. Now my question to you ladies that like %26quot;bad boys%26quot; OR the grunge look on men, the %26quot;dirty look%26quot;, what should I wear for that? I have all kinds of shoes, I have chuck taylor%26#039;s, I even have combat boots. And money is no object. Give me a few examples from each lady about what these types of men wear. Thank you so much! OH, AND the woman who goes through each piece of the outfit AND gives me the most examples of different outfits, to wear, I will award the best answer points to her. Thanks!

Question For Women Who Like The %26quot;Bad Boys%26quot; or Ladies Who Like The Dirty Look or The Grunge style On Men
Dress up like Bender from The Breakfast Club



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Ladies....?

...when you buy a new dress that you absolutely love, but have no shoes to go with it. Will you wear that dress at least one time with shoes that don%26#039;t exactly match it, or will you wait...





I want to wear my new dress sooooo bad, but my husband (who normally doesn%26#039;t give opinion on my clothes) said I should wait. I%26#039;m itching to go against my better judgment.


What to do?

Ladies....?
Speaking from a man%26#039;s point of view, if it%26#039;s a hot dress and someone notices your shoes don%26#039;t exactly match, they are looking in the *wrong* place.
Reply:just wear it.. there are so many people who dont have a sense of fashon who wouldnt notice.. just wear your new dress, and twirl around like a pretty princes
Reply:You have to wait. Otherwise you will be selfconsious and it%26#039;ll put a damper on the whole evening.
Reply:I think your husband is telling you to wait because he might buy you matching pair shoes. I don%26#039;t usually care %26#039;cause i%26#039;m 11. Whatever fits...
Reply:Well,if the shoes don%26#039;t match you don%26#039;t have an outfit! I mean we all know the shoes MAKE the outfit.Don%26#039;t you want the first time you wear that beautiful dress the be just the best feeling...I bet you%26#039;ll be upset if you wear it and don%26#039;t have the perfect shoes to go with.It just wouldn%26#039;t be the same.


A good way to know is,the husband that NEVER gives advice finally comes out and says something.!:)Then you know.It must be obvious.
Reply:wait for the shoes it will look better
Reply:I would wait until I have shoes that match, shoes are the real important thing here: they have the power of making you look gorgeous or like a trailer girl, and that%26#039;s a fact, with appropriate shoes your dress will glow and so will you, wait and you%26#039;ll see better results.
Reply:get some new shoes! YAY
Reply:Wait and buy a new shoe that goes with it. You%26#039;ll feel much better....seriously.
Reply:Just go buy a pair of shoes and that way you can wear it all the time.
Reply:Agree with mom!
Reply:I%26#039;m a believer in buying a dress to match the shoe so I would have to say get yourself a sexy pair of strappy heels that make your legs look hot and strut your stuff. However, if your husband has no fashion sense and the shoes are okay, then by all means wear them. If its a little black dress, I highly recommend the red patent leather open toe slingback heels that are all the rage now. I just go a pair last night (;
Reply:I would wait until I found the right shoes. I hate the feeling that something isn%26#039;t right about my outfit. It just makes me feel self-conscious the rest of the day.
Reply:wait, then shine!
Reply:I%26#039;d have to have the shoes too! I wouldn%26#039;t be completely comfortable till I knew my outfit was to die for! I know, I%26#039;m strange.
Reply:I%26#039;ll wait for the matching shoe or wear a different belt color and matching shoe color, or purse.
Reply:Wait. Why didn%26#039;t you buy the shoes the same day that you bought the dress?
Reply:I am not a clothes or shoe person and so if I get a dress that I really like I wear shoes that are comfortable, usually white or black shoes.
Reply:Wear the dress. You say your shoes don%26#039;t %26quot;exactly%26quot; match.


Thats ok, as long as they don%26#039;t distract.





A woman told me once, Wear your best dress or they%26#039;ll bury you in it.


Enjoy it!!
Reply:Wear the dang dress! Enjoy it.
Reply:Life is too short to worry over the little things. Wear the dress and enjoy yourself.
Reply:well it depends...


how bad do the shoes match the dress...


you might be overexaggerating and the shoes might not be what you wanted, but they can still work.





you should ask for someone who has seen the shoes %26amp; dress%26#039;s opinion...


:)
Reply:i dunno what to do either. just go shopping for new shoe%26#039;s i guess. one%26#039;s that match.
Reply:Go for it and wear the dress! Enjoy it!
Reply:your husband basically allows you to go shoe shopping? Treat yourself to the best and then show everything off!!
Reply:if you feel good about it then wear the dress. just make sure the shoes go with it. have fun and enjoy that new dress!
Reply:wear the dress. according to Stacey London your dress and shoes don%26#039;t have to be a perfect match. lol.
Reply:I will wear it with tennis shoes if it comes to it♥
Reply:wait
Reply:find new shoes! go shopping girl!
Reply:I%26#039;d shop till I found the matching shoes!!



kmdi

Boy made to wear an easter dress!?

i got into trouble today with my mom becuase its easter and my younger and older sister are always made to dress up in the most girliest easter clothes, and its funny, and i kinda got mean and called them names, called them sluts too and mom heard and got so mad at me, she told me since i take such interest in what they are wearing i will be joining them, she got out the most frilliest pink easter dress, and made me wear it, with the panties, white tights, and black shiny mary something shoes? even this pink flowery thing that went around my head, worst of all she made my hair all curly, i felt so embarrassed, was my mom right for doing this? everyone at church was talking to me like a girl, one lady said i looked precious, sucked ! so do u think i deserved it?

Boy made to wear an easter dress!?
Yes!





I think that the next time you want to give your sisters (or anyone) a verbal harrassment, especially with very nasty words, that you will remember todays incident and choose not to verbally abuse them.
Reply:Y E S !!! Hope next time you get out of line, your mom dresses you in party dresses for A weak and lets your sisters decide your activity%26#039;s. Doing there chores,Going shopping at the mall with them, Showing you of to there girl friends
Reply:as i said once again that this is not right:@
Reply:Are you going to do that to your sisters again? If not than I say it worked, and yes you probably did deserve it. I wouldn%26#039;t do it again though.
Reply:u deserved it
Reply:I don%26#039;t think that was right of your mom to do that but she is your mom. Just next time don%26#039;t call your sisters sluts. They may seem like they don%26#039;t care what you say about them but they really do.
Reply:Yes. Maybe now you%26#039;ll watch how you treat a woman.



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Do you like this dress?

I want to wear this dress to a Jonas Brothers concert (in July), do you think this is a dress for a summer concert?





http://www.jcrew.com/catalog/blowupPopup...





What shoes would you pick to go with it?


What accessories?





I want to look nice and girly and like a total lady. I have black hair. Green eyes. My skin color is like the picture of the girl in the blue dress, btw, if that helps at all. Thanks so much!





I would also like if all the pieces were from J. Crew! Thanks, again!








J.Crew link:





http://www.jcrew.com/catalog/category.jh...

Do you like this dress?
i luv the dress....but not for a concert...either jeans, capris, or a cute skirt....for shoes either flats or flip flops...for a shirt a cami/tank top, or any other cute shirt that is short sleeved....not too much jewlery but like some cute hoop earrings and a necklace......i hope i helped...have fun:)
Reply:i like it, but not for a concert. try jeans, with a really flowy cute top.





try


http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=10446...


or


http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=10437...





both fun and functional for a concert! specially for the supercute jo bros.
Reply:that is really cute i like these shoes


http://www.jcrew.com/catalog/product.jht...








and for accesories


http://www.jcrew.com/catalog/product.jht...





http://www.jcrew.com/catalog/product.jht...
Reply:Oh dear, lets hope your sitting in the cheap seats pet,or we shall be taken for twins.
Reply:How old are you and do you like strapless dresses? I would recommand you get one of those if you%26#039;re going for the girly look.
Reply:yes i like that dress


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Reply:i would just wear black flats and black earrings. I wouldnt wear too much jewelry because it%26#039;s summer. OH, and i love that dress! It%26#039;s perfect ! !
Reply:j crew sells fur





just so you know





in case you might want to reconsider supporting it
Reply:I like the orange dress with the necklace!
Reply:For a Jb concert, its tres out. i wouldnt wear it, even if it is summer. It%26#039;s a nice dress, but you should save it for a big outdoors summer event. thats what it looks like its meant for
Reply:It%26#039;s kind or ugly, honestly. I mean I guess if that%26#039;s your style its okay.
Reply:I think it would look good with a moderatley high heeled sandal and then some long strands of necklaces that go with the shoes. I would go with blank for the accesories. Maybe some cute bangels on ur wrist....
Reply:i like the dresses but you might was to change the color of the dresses so that the jonas brothers will notice you



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